Bonjour

BAISEH VOUS-LA FRENCH! A piss of advice for those intending to take French as their IS modules, dont ever choose it!! Its a total waste of time and brain juices.

Top 3 famous quotes from teachers/tutors
"You're not stupid, just lazy" - COME ON! from pri 1 till poly still using the same old line, SIAN OR NOT, can come up with something new? CAN CAN CAN????? nB!
"When i talk, you don't talk" - If you seriously thinks that this bullshit works, think again.
"If you listen to me attentively you will do well" - What about the times when i don't even acknowledge your existence and still did well?

With the Common test drawing near, it is time for judgement day. Time to think of a new strategy to cheat.

Famous "From-the-corner-of-the-eyes" technique used by Kailun is too straightforward, i do wish to cheat honestly.

Another of his trademark finisher is passing slips of MCQ answers(copied) around.

So how do i study for tests and exams you might ask(Yes you!! don't have to look around)

Simply follow these steps:
1. The most important factor of all, is to wait for the right time to study. Before the panic button is activated,do not attempt to study AT ALL! Recommended period = 5-10days before exams

2. For people with GPA 2.5 or lesser, memorise the notes, DO NOT attempt to understand.

3. A little cheating will do you no harm, try to get as much marks as you can using this method.

4. It is often misunderstood that gaming and studies can be balanced, WRONG. Always place gaming above studies,with that you will have an extra excuse for your parents when you fail.