Yea yea yea everyone's saying 2009's coming, like who in the blue dam hell dont' know?

What a christmas, Dined at SuckGay Sushi(Leo's fav) and making our tummies as big as our asses. And they fucking served me Chao Tar Unagi sushi soaked in longkang water..




This delicious looking set meal was created by my spit, a little soy sauce, wasabi and a nipple-lookalike fried hotate...


I dont know how the hell Bala can wank while eating sushi(s)...Ok i lied, he's just having cramps in his mouth due to the coldness of the mooooochi ice creams..

i didnt take my own pics at SuckGay, so i thought this will do @.@ ...A Monalisa Replica found in Art Museum..Taken last semester in library by famous photographer Eugene Ho..

-zW PISSED on Bala's boner

I GOT THIS JOKE FROM SOME OTHER BLOG..


Which mrt station used to be a teletubbie?

Ans : Ex-po

Woo! Guang's belongings were stolen yesterday and some idiots went to his house to return them, money lost, cards retained! How kind! For anyone of you who went jogging at Woodlands stadium yesterday, better check your belongings too!

Penalty!!
Theft is committed when a person, intending to take dishonestly any movable property out of the possession of any person without that person’s consent, moves that property in order to effect the taking.

The penalty for theft is imprisonment of up to three years(ALOT EH), or a fine, or both!!

Maybe they should include punishments like pouring hot oil on private parts in the penalty, would further deter any potential stealers!

I need to be more careful in blogging! NP might just catch me!

Whole Sg having island-wide sales! up to 70%!

I always believe in Santa Claus, hoping that one day, he would drop a present into the underwear i hung outside my windows. It nv happen. All i gotten was some dead leaves and spiders.

Levi - Trade in OldJeans(any, Pasar Malam one also can!) and get -$50 off any jeans you purchase, Shiok? But don't be stupid enuff to trade in any Hybrid-colored skinnies, scums!

I wanna include a joke in every post, hope i do remember.

JOKE!!!
Why are black ppl like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.


-zW PISSED once a week,twice a day, thrice an hour

Or maybe not, just got to know this info recently..NP is actually monitoring its students' blogs! And worst yet, the ones who have been giving tipoffs is students themselves! what is the world coming to! Why didn't they approach me, despite posting so much rubbish? Maybe they felt that my complaints were, in one way or another, justified? Or do i have to post some racist/cyber bullying stuff before i get banned from blogger..


Talking about Cyber Bullying, its reported in the news that cases in Singapore are rising to a mammoth high. Lame bitches posting comments/photos of their "hated" friends, MySpace,friendster,facebook. Low life scums =.=:








With Christmas fast approaching, its high time everybody get their vocals out and sing along with me..Project works, Project works, Project all the way~~


This dumb joke is Cool

What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?

A white fairy tale starts with "Once upon a time...". A black fairy tale starts, "Yo, you Motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit..."






<<<--- zW PISSED in a urine collection container

The following content is STRICTLY R28 and for guys/male/gays/idiots , i already warned you, so leave now if you have to....ladies, dont come to me and "EW EEEK EEE!!!"

Found these jokes on some stupid website

Joke No. 1

A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. He spotted another worker on the ground floor and yelled to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tried sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I" , pointed to his knee meaning "need" , then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion meaning “handsaw”. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his dick and started masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor got so pissed off he ran to the ground floor and said, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"


Joke No. 2

A Dj was hosting a game show where prizes were given away to kids on stage if they could name the opposite gender of animals. The first kid to come on stage was a girl.

"OK, tell me Cheryl, what is the opposite of cow?" "Bull."

"Very good! That's correct."

The game then continued for the next 15 minutes in a similar fashion with the kids getting all the simple questions correct until it was time for the 10th kid to come on stage.

"OK, Johnny, Tell me, what is the opposite of cock?"

The young boy paused for a moment, scratched his head, moved closer to the microphone & finally answered proudly, "Chee Bai!"


-zW PISSED out vanilla milkshake

-zW PISSED on sight

Due to some revolt from my indian friends, this blog shall resume normal service using English language

The following content is a Fantasy directed by Lee Zhi Wei


Come on friends cheer up, we will all do well come Final Exams, fret not! May the Chickens and Ducks be with you

Bala asked me to watch Tamil shows, was like "fuck, i'll be senile if i watch tamil shows"..

Some small indian kids was at the void deck today, using some weird symbolic language. From their conversation, i can roughly gauge what they're saying:

Indian Boy 1 : @!(@#8#@*&( ??

Indian Boy 2: ^.^!! **@&@^@()()
zW : Nandri
Indian Boys : *stares* O.o?

சூற்றில் மாம்பழம் -

ASK YOUR INDIAN FRIENDS, Be warned, Its evil!

The sole reason i exist in this world, is to bring chaos to a whole new level!!!

-zW PISSED into your mouth via a filter funnel

女人四十,一朵花，男人四十,一条龙！！不男不女的像条虫..哈哈哈不好笑..

今天终于考了第一个paper - Tax, 比想象中还容易许多。虽然


大家的答案都不一致，我 们都很有信心！！Tracy 你一定会及


各的,不要但心！不然我们一伙儿怎么来到第四学期的！！

第一次用中文来写blog, 为了是不让 BALA 等人看得懂..哈哈..


一群 JC 的朋友就快去ARMY 了，今后就很少时间踢足球，说


废话，和piss off 别人..


现在介绍和我一起度过四个学期的 - 朋友们/混蛋们

Qiguang-起光, Benedict - 笨尼迪特

Eugene - 油鸡, KaiLun - 开论

Joey - 桌椅, Menghui - 命灰, ShonFan - 送饭.

最后，不可缺的 Logen - 落根..他是我来到第四学期的主要原


因..我的神阿阿阿！！

完蛋了，开论和笨尼迪特现在要我和他们玩Online Poker. 老大


阿！星期二考试，现在 还在闹。


努力啦大伙们！一起把老师干掉！！



远看像YanDao,近看像LaoGao


-志伟尿在你头上！！

The period every NgeeAnn student hates has arrived!
The time to prove that we've not been listening in class, has unfortunately,arrived too.