Saturday, January 31, 2009,1:18 AM
I found this post blog entry on Zn's blog - dated Jan 2008!!! i asked if the "guy" was me and she said yes LOLL
January 25, 2008 "Then got this guy. He damn childish loh. He was sitting at the row in front of me. TC saw what he was doing also. Me and TC kept laughing. The guy go scribble the lecture slides on ppt, then kept changing the figures on the lecture slides by adding zeroes. Then he cleared his slides and type his friend's name, what dumb ass, fu, A lot lah. He is very very childish. You have to be here to know how funny it was lah"This happened a year ago, 不打不相识,打了变官司 =D And i called her a 陪读妈妈 in sem 2 too, i guess we're quits HEHE!! OOOH im into magic right now,decks,coin tru card... im going to save money and invest it into magic!! im going to turn my chest into G cup!! Miss Kong wasn't too impressed with my magic, guess she's still love that diamond ring from her husband more than my magic!! Off to studies.......MAGIC =D
-zW PISSED and concocted some milkshakes with the solvent
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009,12:01 AM
ANG BAO ANG BAO SUCKS!
初二！！
.jpg) So as you can see, its always fishes, 年年有余, or with one 福, or it would be gold in color.. I hope that when i grow up, there will be a change in the design.. Say, a picture of a pile of shit at the front, with chocolate smell on the AngbaoOr making the AngBao Translucent, wonderfulness  Newly-crowned LongKang Idol
Currently auditioning for Giant NyonyaHeh people like to save on Angbao money! So next time when my children receive an Angb ao, i will open it And apply the equation of (X - 10) = Y
Where X is = Angbao money
Where Y is = Amount i will give their childrenSo i will make a profit of $10 per child!! Those who gave $10 or lesser, No Angbao for your children =D - zW PISSED out some blackjack and mahjong
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Sunday, January 25, 2009,1:17 AM
CHeena Year
BURPSo, its the Chinese new year??? I hate to be part of it! The tradition of AngBao-exchanging makes no sense I don't think imma into exchanging when i grow up, marry or whatever I shall 避年!!! The theory of getting new clothes too, so why do people still continuing doing these things? From my Analysis, there are 2 possible answers 1. There is an answer but i don't know what is it 2. There is no answer to this And i think the LTA or MOE or MOH or whoever should look into this I'm sure many of you experienced this - happened a few days ago The cabbie activated his fare meter even before i got on the cab!! I'm not sure how it worked but, 50m away from my boarding point, its already $3.20..If i wasn't gonna be late i wouldn't spend on cab! That slut was really heartless, i'm just a student. If i'm rich i wouldn't be ranting bout this bitch, but i ain't!! Shouldn't they impose a rule which forbid cabbies to activate the fare meter before the passenger get on board? Or at least do it right in front of whoever is in the cab.. I FEEL CHEATED! I WANT MY $0.40 back!!! UNLESS YOU TELL ME THERE'S A CHANGE IN STARTING FARE I WANT MY $0.40 BACK IN MY POCKET NOW, SGD $0.40!! NO GST NO SURCHARGE NO PRATA NO PORK NO PORK!!!!!  Shon told me he wasn't gay, i beg to differ.... This is their wedding photo,taken in a lecture -zW PISSED inside an angbao and gave it to Logen
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009,12:28 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!
 WOO thank you Patrina - artist in the making
HE HE Birthday eve and Birthday spent with 2 groups of my best friends, what else can u ask for.
Jealous not?!!!! You ,don't look around ,yea you! the one viewing my blog!
HI 19 BYE 18 =DDDDDDDDD
Bala called me from Army to wish me happy birthday!!! =DDDDD
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009,1:23 AM
666 999 666 999
Here's a simple equation
This was discovered by Scientists worldwide on 21st January 1990
Its a secret kept under wraps until today Hair Plus Eyes
 Plus Nose
 Plus Mouth
 Equals to meHE HE YEAH I'M CHILDISH, SO WHAT, I'M JUST A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM BEING 19 .jpg) Eugene - Master of act cool, hair swaying - skill cooldown 98507 hours  Logen - Master of confidence, Windwalk - walking with wind after recent haircut skill cool down zero second. You would call him Logen Lankaranthan ( Spelt wrongly i think), i would call him Ananda Everingham the 2nd Finally got a backpack from Far-East, Regret! *edit*And today the COOLEST gang in Acc went to Sakae..those 7 ass were suppose to treat me, but since the manager only accounted for 7 of them(she didn't know HAHA dumbass), mine was free, so well..i guess that's a treat from the manager.. Quote of the day from Meng Hui to Me"Last time your hair also centre PARKING one ma" .jpg) According to Guang, this is what you would probably see if you strip Shon naked .jpg) When the Beng turns cute, and the retard becomes cool .jpg) Obviously thats 2 potential rapists in the making Woo 1hr 48min to 19!!! This year's birthday will be spent studying for RFA retest ARGHHHHH -zW PISSED piss pissing pisser
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Saturday, January 17, 2009,7:46 PM
How true~
Ok i have nothing to do currently, so i took this lame shit..99% on target
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for: You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes. Your readiness to commit to a relationship: You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.
The right job for you: You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
What are you most afraid of: You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
Countdown to Birthday - 4 days
Countdown to Sakae - 3 days
Countdown to Offday - 2 days
Countdown to Shopping with Logen/Eugene - 1 day
Countdown to exciting game - 0 day
So many work to be done, with Bday approaching Knnnnn
But i don't see anything special in birthday, though its annually
This year shall remain status quo
Unless something special happens
Work done = Force * Distance * Luck + Bootlick + 1% study
I think
I scraped tru 3 semesters already, i hope this sem will be less demanding
I wonder why did i choose Accountancy in the first place
I ain't even aiming to become an accountant
Pet shop owner!!!
Puppies, Kittens , Rabbits and Hamsters can shape my future
Who wants to joint venture with me?
You provide money i provide brain(A BIT)
HEHEHE
OHH GOD(i dont believe in one) let me read your puny little mind pls
-zW PISSED 2 portions of Mee Pok, one with Ba Chor and the other with Fish Cake
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009,11:07 PM
ARHGHGH!
DumbellBackpackFat bodyNo schoolwork~~~~~Come true Come true Come true~~~~~ So yea, Mrs Loke was her usual lame self in lecture. If i had a friend like that, i would stabb her twice in the back, thrice in the front, and then twice in the back again to ensure she's elimininated. Table topics was awesome......ly exciting So benedict said, girls shouldn't gossip and guys shouldn't hurl vulgarities at one another I guess i have to perform a sex change in order to achieve that Makan Place's food were .....i can't even get a seat there You can't really trust what your friend says, can you. Even your best ones, i think. Hell lots of things to rant about, where do i start. My birthday is approaching, and a public holiday is specially created on the 21st just for me, how cool Oh shit im a butter head, you cant tell i've got a head Woohoo invented new hairstyle! Countdown to 19th - 7days I was told i could try alot of new stuffs when i'm 19 Like, setting someone's head on fire and causing him to get a 2nd degree burn Guess i'm better off playing online games.. ~This is awesomely stupid~Two kung-fu masters were discussing about their respective skills. "Why, my reflexes are such that you will not believe," boasted Master Kong and drawing his sword, he sliced at a passing fly, which immediately dropped dead in two pieces. "That's nothing," said Master Hoh. Drawing his sword, he made two deft cuts at another passing fly. Master Kong was highly amused. "What are you talking about?" he sneered. "That fly is still flying." "Ah yes," replied Master Hoh, "but now it can never have children."-zW PISSED 100m and broke usain's record
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Sunday, January 11, 2009,3:16 PM
5Hours of slp everyday~Bitch!
So, new year's resolutions are supposed to be fulfilled at all cost? If so, i have 354 more days to do so. Get fit! Get money! Get cash! Get hellnotes! Get currencies!
No Money No Honey No Body ("\(;...; )/")
 So Leo bought this "Risk" board game for $60, which was quite worth it considering the workmanship,plot and design. The Manual was longer than any 降龙十八掌 manual you will ever find, i took 30min to finish reading the rules and explaining and still ended up screwing some rules. This time round, the soldiers and cavalries were all replaced by starwars-lookalike robots. PEW PEW! "I AM YOUR *AHEM* FATHER" .... And those who are familiar with Dota, theres' heroes too!! The olden version could only be played on LAND. This updated version integrates SEA and LUNAR battle into a 3-in-1 terrain. And i dont understand why is the attking and defending done by throwing dices? Fucking childish??! Why not throw pork instead..
1 round of the game lasted us 6hours, Leo fell dead on his bed before it ended. Shopped at NTUC for cooking latr at night. Pork Cubes, NewMoon Pacific Clams, Luncheon Meat for $16, Leo the druglord paid with some subutex packets.. Essentials for Porridge!  The chefs of the day goes to Nick and Me. This is the "Masterpiece of Nick" Egg and Canned pork cubes O.O Everything seems to be tasty when you're hungry and cold. Oh well, these were... .jpg) This set of fiend-looking luncheon meat was done by me, even the screwed up chopping of it, which i made a mess of.. Supposed to be done with a kitchen knife or sort, but i messed it up by using a fruit knife largely explaining the jagged lineouts.. .jpg) Nick wanted to prepare Teochew Porridge, those that will make u puke on sight. And i forgot to clean my hands before i washed the ricegrains, but nevermind, glad they dont know i went to the toilet before that..
.jpg) Guess why wasn't Leo aka the indonesian druglord involved in cooking? We always save the best for the last...
I FAILED RFA HAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY MEH
-zW PISSED on Logen(which i dont know why)
*edit*
Yes Little Nyonya just wasted 5min of my life, what a lame ending. Imagine 1 million viewers at the time of the show, and we wasted 5 million minutes. GG SG DRAMA!!
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Thursday, January 8, 2009,12:17 AM
YA YA PAPAYA _!_ =.= _!_
I hope my future wife is filial to my mom I hope my future wife is filial to my aunt too I hope my future wife do not smoke, like me I hope my future wife has long hair I hope my future wife is a LITTLE tomboyish I hope my future wife possess superb cuisine techniques I hope my future wife has the ability to tolerate my crappish mouth I hope my future wife likes my skinny body I hope my future wife isn't slutty I hope my future wife belongs to the demure category I hope my future wife is a fun-loving person I hope my future wife govern me like the way Singapore is being governed I hope my future wife likes spongebob and cute emoticons like she loves me If u fulfil all the criterias listed above, you must be a freak... IM VERY ANGRY NOW!!!! -zW PISSED out some anger steam while posting
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009,9:53 PM
Goodbye my blackie~
Bala got enlisted in NS today, and yesterday was his swansong dinner at Jalan Kayu. The mood was intensifying!! And the place was particularly demoralising.  Spending his last moments with pratas
Argh im feeling so sad for Bala, when its my turn, i'll be dam annoyed!  WTF Whats that face for Bala? Was he singing Pantun?  Lihat Sini means "Eat and Sleep" ? 
GuanKai locking his eyes on some lizards which invaded his Mee Goreng.
Ambassadors for the Prata stalls,Lauren and Winnie, but taking pictures of themselves!! 
Ben giving a political talk on pratas to members ze an and hweeyee, who seems incredibly uninterested with his rubbish. Bala gave me a call at 8am this morning, while he was on board the "boat to hell" at the jetty. Well, his journey to hell started at 9am GMT+8..good luck mate! And im god dam thirsty for a dumbell-10kg and a cheap but nice backpack, anyone who wants to donate them to me on my birthday you can inform me!! What kind of Sai taste best? Tosai HAHA not funny nb -zW PISSED SOMEBODY OFF TODAY =DDD
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Thursday, January 1, 2009,6:41 PM
headaches, vomits and hangovers
CRAZY NIGHT OUT!!!!
 Nicholas - Singing Me - Half.dead Leonardididi - Trying to touch me
GuanKai - Saw Ghost
Elizabeth - Feels like crying after hearing Nicholas sing
 Whats cool, This is Cool, This is MADNESS!! Pukes, dead bodies, spray-fights, fat aunties, attempts to make me drunk *2 THUMBS UP!* Ok , Club Fantasie? Greeted by the usual "HELLO!" by Guankai, went into the pub. I asked, are there any prettier waitresses other than the auntie who just served us, i was told "She's the prettiest here" O.O The room was so cramped-shitted we had to brush against one another, kinda gay considering we're all guys!! We played this drinking game, and guess who got targetted? ZhiWei!! Trying to get me drunk and taking advantage(groping) of me afterwards, luckily Danny came to my rescue by dragging me outside for a breather..By the time i got back in, Others were getting owned =D =D Puke Puke and more Pukes!! Imagine swimming in all that pukes!!! Even Michael Phelps cant do that... The Dead-est drinker award goes to Parry, who puked all the way from the toilet to the room and to the outside of the pub and finally lying motionless for 1hour.
The Best Gamer award goes to Guankai, who armed himself with 2 spraycans and faced off with a FatAss thrice his body size. The Last-to-Puke award goes to Guanyu, breaking world record 2hours of holding his puke in his throat and finally blasting it off a patch of grass.  I Want dumbells for my birthday! I want to have a Fit-looking Body instead of the skeletal one im having now! So long suckers!
Xmas Eve Photos
  -zW PISSED out worms and maggots
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