Dumbell

Backpack

Fat body

No schoolwork

~~~~~Come true Come true Come true~~~~~

So yea, Mrs Loke was her usual lame self in lecture. If i had a friend like that, i would stabb her twice in the back, thrice in the front, and then twice in the back again to ensure she's elimininated.

Table topics was awesome......ly exciting

So benedict said, girls shouldn't gossip and guys shouldn't hurl vulgarities at one another
I guess i have to perform a sex change in order to achieve that

Makan Place's food were .....i can't even get a seat there

You can't really trust what your friend says, can you.
Even your best ones, i think.

Hell lots of things to rant about, where do i start.

My birthday is approaching, and a public holiday is specially created on the 21st just for me, how cool

Oh shit im a butter head, you cant tell i've got a head

Woohoo invented new hairstyle!

Countdown to 19th - 7days

I was told i could try alot of new stuffs when i'm 19

Like, setting someone's head on fire and causing him to get a 2nd degree burn

Guess i'm better off playing online games..

~This is awesomely stupid~

Two kung-fu masters were discussing about their respective skills. "Why, my reflexes are such that you will not believe," boasted Master Kong and drawing his sword, he sliced at a passing fly, which immediately dropped dead in two pieces.

"That's nothing," said Master Hoh. Drawing his sword, he made two deft cuts at another passing fly.

Master Kong was highly amused. "What are you talking about?" he sneered. "That fly is still flying."

"Ah yes," replied Master Hoh, "but now it can never have children."