The great one, The satanic one..and the dark one. A little chemical X was added, and out came BALA. 30th November 1990, the day an evil form was unleashed on earth. Chaos was set to
follow, women fled for their lives, kids cried as though M.Jackson was stalking them.

The transformation of Bala...from year 1 to year 18
Citation : http://www.uncyclopedia.org/

If you're wondering what citation is, its stating the link of the site from which you took information. In laymen's term, not your work and you're copying it!! Plagiarism, is a serious offence in NgeeAnn Polytechnic. DONT ASK ME WHY. I've been plagiarising since sem 1 and i've escaped hell thrice..

Here's a joke~Extracted from a SUPER OLD channel 8 drama

Question - Why do men fart louder than women?

Answer - They have an extra mic and 2 speakers.

(This shit got me laughing for 1 good minute)

Show Luo(in his mv 我不会唱歌) - 会唱情歌的人，不一定懂得如何去爱

-zW PISSED and missed