LAME.

Monday, December 15, 2008,2:48 AM

NOT FOR KIDS~

The following content is STRICTLY R28 and for guys/male/gays/idiots , i already warned you, so leave now if you have to....ladies, dont come to me and "EW EEEK EEE!!!"

Found these jokes on some stupid website

Joke No. 1

A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. He spotted another worker on the ground floor and yelled to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tried sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I" , pointed to his knee meaning "need" , then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion meaning “handsaw”. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his dick and started masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor got so pissed off he ran to the ground floor and said, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

Joke No. 2

A Dj was hosting a game show where prizes were given away to kids on stage if they could name the opposite gender of animals. The first kid to come on stage was a girl.

"OK, tell me Cheryl, what is the opposite of cow?" "Bull."

"Very good! That's correct."

The game then continued for the next 15 minutes in a similar fashion with the kids getting all the simple questions correct until it was time for the 10th kid to come on stage.

"OK, Johnny, Tell me, what is the opposite of cock?"

The young boy paused for a moment, scratched his head, moved closer to the microphone & finally answered proudly, "Chee Bai!"

-zW PISSED out vanilla milkshake